SCOTTIE!!!!????????

I had a crazy weekend and now I'm all drained. I won't even try to chronologize the events. Just add together alcohol, travel, sleeplessness, visits, accidental foot-stamping, the empty threat of being thrown through a window as a result and fortuitously coming across someone named "Scottie" three days in a row after months of your friends entertaining themselves by driving down the street screaming in the highest voice possible: "SCOOOOOOOTTIE???" and watching the confused heads turn.

I've never met someone by this name but apparently they started using it after they met a girl who is much more upbeat then the average person on speed is. My friend who was present when we found this actual person with the name confronted him and told him he was glad to have found him because he had "been looking everywhere for [him]". Scottie, I think, was pleased to be found but the little guy admitted there was something about the whole situation that went right over his head.