Monday, January 23, 2006

Are Ye Pirates?

Another assignment is to create a letterhead for a business. I figured the world could use a few more pirates, so I started a fictional company which will hopefully incorporate them all, including these ones. The special effects in Pirates of the Caribbean look really neat in this movie! I also got a kick out of Keira Knightly's line: "you like pain, try wearing a corset!"

Pirate joke: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel protruding from between his legs. He orders a drink. Everyone is looking at him funny. Finally, the bartender works up the courage to ask him: "why do you have a steering wheel coming out of your crotch?" The pirate answers: "it's driving me nuts!"

HARTY HAR HAR!!

As for Canucks: Happy voting!

10 Comments:

Blogger Queen of Ass said...

Oh HA HA. The corset wins, far beyond the steering column!

4:58 p.m.  
Blogger 1 said...

shiver me timbers...

1:25 a.m.  
Blogger Captain Bee said...

That pirate joke is so bad, it's good.

12:23 p.m.  
Blogger Blackempress said...

On the bright side u found something new :)
Corsets? Well..lol

The joke was nastily good.

2:04 p.m.  
Blogger Lorena said...

i think it's interesting that you are taking on the pirates. cool letterhea :)

canucks? is that a name for canadians?

9:18 p.m.  
Blogger transience said...

pain is walking two blocks of cobblestone path in four-inch stilettos. trust me, i just did it yesterday. but that's a cool letterhead.

12:09 a.m.  
Anonymous hellachella said...

YAh Har har.

What? Too lame? Ok.

1:41 a.m.  
Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

that is one (silly) but very funny joke. pity that i opened it up in the office. people wanted to know what i was laughing about!

10:52 a.m.  
Blogger GEL said...

I agree with CJ. Silly about the steering wheel but very funny!!

3:06 p.m.  
Blogger Nabeel said...

hahaha .. very funny mate !!
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - Dead Man's Chest is coming out soon ..

have you seen the trailer yet?

12:10 a.m.  

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