Paltrow is Hot for HNT

All of a sudden I'm hanging out with all these celebrities. Who knew? Yes, this is Gwyneth and I. She doesn't look too pleased with me here. I simply asked if she was going to eat her apple and she got upset, but we're cool now. I think maybe she was just a little sensitive about the fact that her daughter listens to Madonna more than she does Coldplay.

If you don't know what HNT is, you better ask somebody. Better yet, just click on the blue square underneath my drop-down menu. This is the edge-of-your-seat social experience that everyone on the web is opening up to, and undressing for. Whether you're schizophrenic, reptilian, deaf, or simply too cool to care, I'm sure a little skin can snap you out of your reverie and whip you into the world of the with-its. Don't scratch your head any longer. You want some tea? Yeah, I've got some tea for you, some HNT.