Guess what I did this morning!

I woke up and walked upstairs and looked at my whole family standing there and they looked back at me. My dad had been reading the paper, my mother was in between the dishwasher and the table, my sisters were clustered around the table, the toaster was sitting on the table, the mail was underneath the cubbard and the dog was outside somewhere and I watched them blink. They had been talking about something. They had. And then I said to them: "lets make a lot of bacon and eat it." And then I did.