HNT gets Anthropological

I was getting skin-hungry, so here is my appeasement. Dr. Thaizentats explains the photo:

As you can see, the hominid is a very peculiar species. This is a female caught in the act of some kind of mate signalling. It appears that althought the hominid tends to be a land animal, they perform a kind of disguise whereby they induce and respond to moist self-acclimatization and adapt to an amphibious environment. The stimuli causes erection of the softer tissues and a general feeling of euphoria. It isn't understood how the glowing energy stick works exactly, whether it emits hormones absorbed by the mucous membrane or acts as a signal for sensation-seeking males but it is here shown clenched between the specimen's oral cavity.