Monday, July 11, 2005

It's enough to drive a man to drink

Too hot. Sluggish. Can't breathe. Salt stains on my back. Someone please drop an iceberg on me. It makes you so thirsty "you could suck a coke through a dead dog's ass" -anonymous


Blogger Candace said...

I recommend cold showers and standing in front of an open refrigerator. Better yet, an open freezer.

9:52 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my sentiments exactly!!!

i need some damn a/c already!!!

the freezies just aren't cuttin it.

10:26 a.m.  
Blogger paulmonster said...

Look on the bright side. There ain't nothing on this earth that tops a cold beer on a hot, sweltering, shaded porch, watching beautiful people walking by. You got a guitar, right? That, my friend, is the life.

10:29 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the way paulmonster thinks.

9:46 a.m.  
Blogger sirbarrett said...

Thanks for cheering me up peeps!! You all have such good suggestions, you smarties.

Apparently it's the hottest summer in the last 70 years here in southern Ontario. Bagdad and Athens are up there as the other two hottest places. We're being asked to reduce our A/C use because otherwise we'll have a blackout and new ways of billing hydro are being put into effect.

Paulmonster -I took your suggestion and had a cold beer at the end of a day. I was so dehydrated I got right licked off of it. Teehee!! And yes, in terms of guitar, I've just started up a band. It is very exciting for me.

4:42 p.m.  

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